User: lowtechlou
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sprint is coming out with
a phone with mind control.
know what aggravates me???
customers who are trying to make a phone purchase but will not MAKE UP THEIR MINDS...
YEAH
i worked there for a short time, commision sux..
radioshack
is selling the cheapest netbook for at&t for $50.00
Re: HP Mini?
verizion you can do a month to month contract pay more upfront.
as well as 1 yr.
Re: HP Mini?
http://www.verizonwireless.com/b2c/hpnetbook/ overview.jsp
http://www.wireless.att.com/c ell-phone-service/specials/mini-laptops.jsp
verizion is offering less choices but more accessories.
MY CUSTOMER ASKED........
Is there a phone I can use underwater??
8O :paranoid: :roll:
anyone heard of this TEXTECUTION program 4 cellphones?
how does it work??
oh yeah
i could understand my last customer, till he bent over and farted, and didnt even say excuse me..............dude c'mon wtf????
revised statement
well for the $100.00 model after 24 months of $60 service per month you paid
$1540.00 for that mini laptop
not a good buy..
:?
at&t to offer mini laptops
http://www.wireless.att.com/cell-phone-servic e/specials/mini-laptops.jsp
atlanta and philadelphia for right now...
rest of the country later this year.
range in price anywhere from $99 to $849.
$60 a month for 5 gb of use.
sounds too good to be true. 8O
I LOVE IT
When a customer has a phone with an activated liquid indicator and they say.....
HOW DID MY PHONE GET LIQUID IN IT???
can you say in french??
MAGINOT LINE
JE DETESTE LA FRANCE!
Re: cheapest/best carrier for cross border family plan
2 cans and a very long string... :twisted:
fone rings
me: hello, thank you for calling ZIPPY wireless...
cust: WHAT IS THIS???
ME: zippy wireless....???
cust: what is this?
me: (thinking you called me??) speaking slower, ZIPPY WIRELESS....?
CUST: OK THANKS (hangs up)
:? :? :?
dont you hate it when
you have to explain to a customer why a GSM phone cant be converted to CDMA??
:roll:
YES SHE IS
do europeans give you gas?? :twisted:
bar b q
anyone im gonna get the recipe for authentic mexican barbq from MATOMORAS, MX.
:twisted:
i am so out of breath
I chased that woman around the store for 15 minutes (kinda spry for a septa-genarion).
I had to clean everything up.
well gotta go move the body. :twisted:
if i were leaking info
I would leak info on the corp officers sex habits, hangups etc... :twisted:
i really really really dont
I dont want to work today.....i think im gonna click on a customer. :evil:
me: (groggy voice) "good morning, welcome to zippy pin head wireless!" :(
cust: (minny pearl voice)"hi do you sell fones?"
me: (voice cracking, eyes twitching) "why yes we sure do!" /;|
cust: (minny pearl voice)"I wants one of those EYE-FONES!!"
me: (voice cracking, eyes watering, neck twitching) "im sorry that is ATT" :?
cust: (minny pearl voice)"Then I ...
coughs
cricket
WHAT IS THIS Commision YOU SPEAK OF??
WHAT IS THAT???
my customer
:lol: caught me staring @ her chest.
she had no bra on and her nipples were sticking out.....of course if you looked @ her belt thats where they were hanging down to.
made me want to hurllll
:twisted:
I HATE IT WHEN
my autistic son does that, id go crazy on a cust.
sprint day 1
sprint I am still here. :twisted:
sprint sux :evil:
actually I think the people posting crap on here is actually the SPRINT CEO due to some sick twisted need to control his employees.
sprint is owned by the ANTI-CHRIST.
demons are on the board of directors.
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Sprint corporate
can kiss it where god split it!
:twisted:
"its me"
"its me"
"its ernest T"
"SPRINT will never catch me"
i love
drunk customers...they are the best.
WTF??????????????????????
Beat 1 customer with a hammer and sprint wants to fire you??? 8O
this just in
sprint has copy rited this phrase
Stupid
Phone
Retards
IN
Touch
just cause sprint is now monitoring PS....(i cant help myself)
I WORK FOR SPRINT. 8O
SPRINT SUX. :lol:
sprint rapes the customers. :lol:
sprint will never catch me :lol:
LONG LIVE CRICKET :twisted:
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next time
act like you are going to help him/her
get their name cell phone #.
ask what Motorola location they work at?
contact that location and tell them that this person was in your store raising hell and cussing.
they are an AMBASADOR for the Motorola company...
companies frown on this. did you get the security video, post to youtube
Re: Money hungry much
i worked briefly at a place that had an assistant manager like that.
one day i told him off.
didnt change anything but made me feel better. :twisted:
one for the customer file
me: sorry sir your phone is out of warranty.
the liquid indicator is activated.
man: I am an engineer, that happened when I was wiping the phone off, no damage is inside.
me: sorry sir it still voids the warranty.
man: i donk care about that im an engineer.
me: we cannot warranty this.
man: but im an engineer.
me: it is out of my hands.
man: but im an engineer.
:roll:
Bluetooth troubles
motorola's and BLUETEETH are funky
the times ive had issues.
delete all bt in memory
do a master reset.
then re pair bt to phone
usually does trick.
when memphis cricket launched
in oct 2000, the phone we were selling came pre programmed with phone #'s from CELLSTAR. you just put the esn on the act. didnt have to touch the phone just rang it up bagged it and thanked the cust. told them to go home and put the batt in and charge it up 8 hours.
quite a few people came back with issues that they didnt/wouldnt power on.....
yes you guessed it they never put the batt in...
...
my grandparents
did work harder, but the complaints were there they just didn't voice them, it was considered bad ETTIQUTE.
you would never have heard them talk about
pregnacies, cancer, mental illness or sex...
apples and kumquats my friend
TELL THEM TO
go to home depot
spend $4.00 on to part hand mixable epoxy
mix and form new ear hook.
wait 20 minutes.. it hardens and wala....
new ear hook
maybe ill sell these as a kit with instructions.... $50.00
i think
brother man set you straight on that....
ITS ALL ABOUT THE EBDA...
now lets all read
"WHO MOVED MY CHEESE?"
(Cricket first launched in memphis market they made all employees read this book.)
motorola, linux and YOU
:o I found out that this phone uses LINUX S/W...
that is why BITPIM WILL NOT READ IT.
:roll: :evil:
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