User: laporteatt
These are the most recent forum messages posted by laporteatt:
Re: This is unAmerican but..
yes bring on the monopolies...just not monopoly...that game takes forever to finish and you want to kill your friends by the time its over. "hey what is one major reason for divorce and suicide in america?" said milton..."i think its money problems." said bradley. "hey lets make a game where you have money ploblems and force familys to play together!" chuckled both as they drank from little metal hats that they collected.
Re: ??
wow mafdet....d3ity was being alittle short with you... with like "as in i just started"... i got your back if you want to go take a piss on his car or something.
Re: My excitment for today!!
we called the cops on him and he is no longer aloud in the store...
Re: My excitment for today!!
ok darn...it is a foul word for someone that enjoys the company of someone from the same gender.... thank you moderator
Re: My excitment for today!!
laporteatt said:
"Afgan, towel heads, and ***s"... i was talking sh!t and that im a *** and he is going to put me in the ground...
those words got blocked out they are ***...thats what he was saying
My excitment for today!!
so i guy comes in wanting to add a line or something...we were like ok... the other employee was dealing with him so i was talking to another customer when i hear this "YOU WILL CALL ME STAFF SERGENT BUSH AND NOTHING ELSE!" i turn around and my employee gives me the OH SH!T eyes... so i walk back up to the counter and this guy is on the phone with customer service now... he then hangs up the ...
Re: Ring ring
now thats fun... i have his cell phone number too... :o :) :)
Re: Ring ring
nice... hes a dick...like he came in one time and was like
bill: hey youre no longer aloud to use the computer...
me:why...
bill: you have been watching porn on it and now its broken...
(first off i would have used my phone...no tracks dumb a**)
me: no sir i did not...
bill: i know what kind of person you are so i know you did...
what does that even mean!
Re: Ring ring
well i recently quit and just didnt show up to my shift and called my boss a "power hungry dick that has no need to be running a business"
so maybe not...its late so maybe Latz or Kevin ladd or maybe even my boss BIll Buchanon
Re: Ring ring
ha ha! dude i told you...one time and i swear im not lying...Vernon tried to tell me that he might be the father of Anna Nicole Smiths baby cuz he dated an anna in school...i swear dude.
Re: Ring ring
936-336-5793
or
1800-356-5793
someone might not be there but call tomorrow and they will be like vernon oh yeah!
Re: UH!
see its simple. we are the all powerful cell phone salesmen or whatever we are... we have the powers to do anything... here are some quotes from custies to prove that.
"YOU need to put a tower by my house... YOU havent and YOU need to"
"why did YOU charge me for these text?"
"YOU need to fix my phone *cough water damage*... i just bought it and YOU sold me a broken one"
so it seems that we have all this power ...
Re: Ring ring
even if i lie! ha ha...no seriously go to liberty texas...sam houston street. KSHN 99.9 fm...ask any DJ if they have heard of Vernon... they will tell even better stories.
Re: a customer walks in.........
well what i hated was when i worked at radio shack and people would just walk in empty handed asking for a cordless phone battery...im like which one...they look at the wall for like 20 minutes after i tell them to go get there phone so we can match it up...they just stand there and then walk out saying i was no help.
Re: Ring ring
well i have a second job working at a local radio station... and its a small town in sh** texas and every sunday morning with out fail the same guy calls
me: kshn radio how can i help you
vernon: hey eric (who hasnt worked there in like 3 years)
me:no sir im ___ how can i help you
vernon: hey its vernon!
me: yes i sir...how can i help you
vernon: vernon troy!
me: yes sir... can i help you with any thing
vernon: hey man ...
Re: you think youre clever with that little dragon?
i thought it was a seahorse at first...i was like what are they talking about...
Re: Phone Pronunciations...
holy crap...thats what i wished for when i saw that shooting star just last night! yipity skipity!!!
Re: Phone Pronunciations...
wow... now im at the same level as jim carey... geeze today is just getting better and better.
Re: Phone Pronunciations...
right... those guys can get there "yule logs" out of there a** or you can beat them to death with their holiday tree
Re: Phone Pronunciations...
wow ive always wanted my screen name to be in a christmas carol...or holiday carol... whatever.
Re: Phone Pronunciations...
that one bothers me...i have friends that work at the radioshack across the street that i go and chat with... and they were like "did you get the "voo"... i was like the "view" they were like no dude your saying it wrong...our rep said it was the "voo"... i was like you can "view" tv on it...thus the view... they still to the day will not change.
Re: addressing number comments
this so happened the other day...
me: hello sir how can i help you
cust: i need a car charger
me: ok what phone do you have
cust: i dont know
me: ok let me see it
cust: i didnt bring it
me: ok whats your number it should be listed on your account
cust: i dont know that either... sorry (and walked away like his dog had been shot)
themes or color schemes?
can i change to color look out on the impression to look more like the eternity. i dont like the black back ground when typing.
Re: anyone change browser to html ?
just download opera mini. its beter than media net anyways. its full html.
Flash
does anyone know how to get a flash player for this phone.
Re: ok to send information
dude thanks. what you have to do is when the download starts and it says it is not signed. hit cancel. try it again. it will say unsigned. hit cancel. try it like 4 times and it will send the signed version.
ok to send information
every time i use Opera mini or google maps it asks is it okay to use internet. not on media net just these apps. is there a way to make it not ask every time...