Member since June 17, 2011
- On Mycomixology:
They call me the mycomixologist, and if you're enthralled with this, don't bother with colleges; my knowledge is all just the product of rottenness, so build up a tolerance and if you respond to this, I'll help you to drop your monotonous botanists and soon you can follow this awesomeness. What?
On Stegosaurusi with roller skates:
He's the beast of the trail with the spikes on his tail
But the wheels on his feet make him glide like a sail!
On Viking Warlords named "Brittany the Pink:"
I've seiged the lands of Brit'ney and I left their children cryin'!
Sunk my axe in ev'ry skull who joked it shared a name with mine!
Torments I've endured from fools and left each one for dead!
DON'T CALL ME BRITTANY THE PINK! IT'S BRIT THE LIGHT-ISH RED!